Guard well your thoughts when alone and your words when accompanied.
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Roy T. Bennett
I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.
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Matt Smith
The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.
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Criss Jami
Socrates: Have you noticed on our journey how often the citizens of this new land remind each other it is a free country? Plato: I have, and think it odd they do this. Socrates: How so, Plato?Plato: It is like reminding a baker he is...
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E.a. Bucchianeri
The ultimate goal of humanity is knowledge.
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Abhijit Naskar
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After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she was suicidal when I left.”“ You do have that effect on people.
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.” After a long pause in which he took the...
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After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much.